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by Azzerac
(What's Really Happening in the Mind of a Wizard)
An Occult Tutorial,
"About The Author"
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Azzerac was born to an Irish Catholic family, in So-Cal, on Yule of '65, as a dizygotic twin. Awarded obscenely high scores on I.Q. tests at the age of 5, he set forth looking for something meaningful to do with his life. This is It. Since the age of 11, he's poured himself into study of human psychology, the paranormal, occult, and the metaphysical practices & manifestations of this world. With over 31 years of research and practice in countless forms & styles of religions & sciences, he constantly seeks to distill the truth from the window-dressings of ideology & superstition.

Ac-isms (by request)

#1) "It is what it is, 'til it ain't no more"

#2) "It Ain't Cool 'til It LOOKS Cool!"

#3) "Opinions are like assholes: Most people can't find their own with both hands!"

#4) "If you can't defend your opinion, you don't have one. You have somebody else's. Keep it out of you mouth: it's unsanitary."

#5) "Half of Chivalry is Being a Sexist Pig. "...and you know you love it"! "

#6) "Sometimes, the only thing one could ever like about a person is a White, Chalk Out-line!"

#7) "You can't force the world to be a better place! All you can do is Show It How."

#8) "Never lie to, for, or about me: Life is hard enough without your little Fictions."

#9) "I'd rather you Hate me for who I am, than Love me for who I'm Not!"

#10) "No-one was ever caught at a "Bold-Faced Truth"."

#11) "'Normal' is something that happens to Other People!"

#12) "Theatrics are Fine, but keep your Drama to yourself?"

#13) "Hope for the best & plan for the worst"!

#14) "Opportunity can't Knock, if you don't give it a Door!"

#15) "If you can't love Yourself, Who Can?"

#16) "Just because we all have different paths, it doesn't mean you still aren't Bat-Shit Crazy!"

#17) "We should Have Each-Other's Backs: Knife Not Included!"

#18) "It's what you DON'T know that will kill you!"

#19) "There wouldn't be a Bell Curve if we were all in the middle of it!"

#20) "You are what you know, and your Life is what you Do with it!"

#21) "Drugs are for the sick or damaged"

#22) "When all people see is one face of you, You've become Two-Dimensional. We call that 'Douche-Bag', for short".

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